Ten Telltale Signs of a Southern Belle

1) She calls the refrigerator the icebox

2) Even in her old age she calls her father "Daddy"

3) She would rather walk down 5th Avenue naked then wear white shoes before Easter or after Labor day. 

4) She calls her handbag a pocketbook

5) There is no couch, but there is a sofa

6) Iced tea is served all year long

7) Marching 20 miles for Women's Right is better then walking two feet with a light cigarette. 

8) Her shoes always match her pocketbook 

9) There is no such thing as a non themed party

10) Her dishes include a deviled egg plate